We show that individuals with Dark Triad traits—Machiavellianism, Narcissism, Psychopathy — more frequently signal virtuous victimhood, controlling for demographic and socioeconomic variables that are commonly associated with victimization in Western societies. In Study 5, we show that a specific dimension of Machiavellianism — amoral manipulation — and a form of narcissism that reflects a person’s belief in their superior prosociality predict more frequent virtuous victim signaling.