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...судя по появлению таких креативов:

Если кто не врубился - это игра на часто допускаемых ошибках при наборе поискового слова. astronut, battlesheep и jetleg соответственно.

Кумир детства моих сверстников Арнольд Шварцнеггер в Московском метро

Я уже пару лет не уделял никакого внимания фондовому рынку, но сегодня чего-то решил посмотреть на графики. Бросилось в глаза, что почти все акции имеют жуткую просадку в районе мая. Полез искать "шоэтобыло". Нашел без труда. Например тут.

Вольное и краткое изложение:

6го мая индексы упали ниже своих 100 дневных и 200 дневных скользящих средних, что означает простейший сигнал к развороту рынка вниз. По этому сигналу предположительно автоматически была совершена куча продаж, отчего рынок действительно ломанулся вниз.



Он восстановился к концу дня, но нужно понимать, что любые разумные стопы вниз сработали и сняли иначе выгодные позиции, а у кого стопов не было - многие игроки на марже (т.е. с рычагом) наверняка опустошили депозиты.

Это тот же фрукт, что лечит гемморой огурцом.

Просто попалось на глаза, прошу не делать глубокомысленных выводов по поводу моего отношения к России.

Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Ø I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Ø If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Ø We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Ø Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Ø Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Ø I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.

Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Ø I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?

Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Ø You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
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